Remember When Our Parking Meters Required No Paper, Ink, Solar Panels, Credit Cards, License Plate Numbers, "http://www..." or "Purchase Date"? You Remember Those Stupid Tyrannical Parking Meters, Don't You?

This is the parking "receipt" I received yesterday after dropping a quarter in one of Warren Street's recently installed "new" $10,000 parking kiosks, all of which were delivered to the city 17 months ago.  The piece of paper measures 5 inches by 2.25 inches, with print on both sides.  The kiosks refer to each of their own printed "receipts" as a "permit."  "Permit" on the screen; "receipt" on the permit.  Every single one of the receipts/permits that our kiosks print out will eventually be driven to a landfill somewhere far, far away, right where they belong for eternity.  Unless, of course, they get tossed to the ground and wind up in our sewer system.  Maybe, if we're lucky, a bunch of them will make their way into the Hudson River!

Is It Any Wonder?

Is it any wonder that two people were hit by turning vehicles in this crosswalk last December?  Within 40 hours of one another, no less!

After waiting for about 20 seconds until it was "safe" to cross the southern end of Park Place this morning, the father and mother holding her infant child made it across alive. The crossing itself took about 15 seconds (mother walking slowly while holding baby). 

It Only Took Ten Years To Convince Rob Perry!

I seem to remember attending an informal common council meeting several years ago when someone asked Rob Perry if a sign of some sort on the garbage bag vending machine out front of City Hall would be helpful.  You know, like a sign identifying what the blue things are inside the machine.

How To Be Really Unhelpful and Make Things Worse, Hudson Style!

 

Last Wednesday or Thursday, the one kiosk for both sides of the 400 block of Warren was installed near the midpoint of the odd side of the block. It is situated adjacent to the middle of a parking space, waiting to be hit by a car door or a human head. Mon Dieu!

Broke and Broken City?

 

A "Valuable Addition To Our Community"? Is That So, mayor Ferris?

Without mayor Ferris's support for "micromobility" as a "valuable addition to our community," these two children may not have been able to ride rented electric scooters on Saturday morning on the wrong side of State Street from 6th to 7th without helmets protecting their brains.  For most people, the rented scooters are regarded as mere playthings, and traffic laws, stop signs and red lights are to be ignored.  Just the "valuable addition to our community" that we need right now.

I Know That $10,000 Parking Kiosk Is Around Here Somewhere!

I don't know how Hudson survived without one for so long, but at long last there is a lovely ten-thousand-dollar parking kiosk in front of 735 Columbia Street waiting to take your quarters or credit card.  No, I swear, there is a kiosk there on the sidewalk!  I wouldn't lie to you!