
At about 8:15 yesterday morning, while in the 500 block of Cherry Alley, I watched as one of County Waste's enormous garbage trucks emptied a few wheelie bins with its mechanical arm. The process of modern garbage collection is fascinating to me, particularly the mechanization of it. Sometimes, the process stops me in my tracks to just watch. The collection of garbage all over the place -- from town to town, alley to alley and street to street -- can be done by a loud, wheeled metal monstrosity whose sole occupant, the driver, rarely has to step out of the cab to touch a garbage can. The drivers don't even know what's inside the cans they are emptying. They don't care. A mechanical arm does all the work from the right side of the truck. Is there a dead body or toxic material in the can? Is the recycling inside full of contaminants? Whatever! Gotta keep movin' on! More garbage ahead! They even have a name for these garbage trucks: Automated Side Loaders. ASL's typically weigh anywhere from 25,000 to 35,000 pounds when empty and 50,000 to 72,000 pounds when full. The average SUV weighs between 4,000 and 6,000 pounds, and not much more when full.