How Cheap, Low Class and Disrespected Can We Be Treated?

Upon closer inspection in the wonderfully warm sunlight this morning, I realized that I misspoke last night about HPD's and DPW's sign replacement effort yesterday.  While the broken-off single sided polyethylene aluminum "Dibond" crap sign on the east side of 6th Street at Columbia was replaced with a double sided crap sign of the same EASILY BREAKABLE material, the sign that went missing on the other side of 6th Street was not replaced with a double sided crap sign.  Rather, it appears that someone decided to reattach the same single sided sign that had been broken off the pole (or possibly a different broken sign, perhaps from the 700 block of Columbia Street) but with about two inches of the bottom of the sign missing.  Someone with a box cutter probably made a clean cut across the bottom of that polyethylene sign right above where it had been sheared off of the bracket on the pole a few days ago.  So classy!  So very classy!

And By 8pm...

 

... the two short term parking signs we spent $38 on that were made into garbage by a passerby yesterday or the day before at 6th & Columbia had been replaced with $58 in short term parking signs made of the same brittle material, whatever the hell it is.   Actually, Mathew Signs identifies our sign material as being made of "Dibond," the latest high-tech, unrecyclable crap we should all be excited about and which f'n AI refers to as a "brand name aluminum composite material (ACM) featuring two pre-painted thin aluminum sheets bonded to a solid polyethylene core.  Known for being lightweight, rigid and durable, it is popular for [among several things] signage, resisting warping and corrosion."   Rigid?  Durable? You don't say!  Is Hudson's future in Dibond?  AI also claims that polyethylene -- a fantastic form of toxic plastic -- "takes roughly 450 years to decompose," about as long as it will take Parking Captain David Miller and Parking Chief Mishanda Franklin -- with zero crime to concern themselves with -- to get our parking system straightened out and truly "running great" so that they can retire and finally relax.

SHORT TERM Signs, Indeed! With Plenty of Short Term Money and Short Term Thinking To Boot!

According to a few invoices I recently received from the Parking Bureau, our new one-sided scannable paid parking cost us $19 each.  These are the signs attached to random streetlight poles on all of Warren Street, some portions of side streets, in parking lots as well as on the tops of meterless parking meter poles on side streets, Columbia Street and a short portion of Union Street.  The signs are referred to as "Short Term Parking Signs," and they measure 12x18 inches.  

Do These Cars Appear To Be Abandoned To You? (What's Another $15 Ticket or 30?)

During last month's so-called SAFETY Committee meeting, I tried my best to find out why the Hudson Police Department tickets cars parked overnight on the so-called WRONG SIDE of the street when there is no DPW sweeper or plow activity happening.  After all, if a parked car isn't in the way of DPW activity in the early morning hours while HPD is issuing $15 WRONG SIDE parking tickets, how can there be a WRONG side of the street to be parked on?  No one is doing anything WRONG by leaving their car parked on a city street - whatever side it's parked on for the night -- if it's not in the way or causing trouble for DPW, correct?  No, not according to HPD brass.   

Gettin' It Done, The Hudson Common Council Safety, Parking, Crosswalk and Car Repair Committee Way!

 

Anyone who has found themselves walking past or into shops on Warren Street in the past month has likely seen at least one of the several paper notices taped to windows and doors meant to remind everyone that the city has a new paid parking system on all of Warren Street.  The reminders were obviously created by the Parking Bureau and handed out to certain businesses that agreed to post them.  One wonders how long they will stick around.  The fine print at the bottom of an unofficial reminder found in the 800 block of Warren and picture above says this:  Please park behind the building to avoid paying the fee.  This is what it has come to.

Who Needs HUDseen When You Can Hear It Straight From The Former Horse's Mouth!!!

 

22 minutes into last Thursday's edition of Tom Depietro's typically soporific, self-absorbed two-hour weekly gab fest show on local radio station WGXC, our recently deposed Common Council "president" had this to say to his guest from Catskill (and his audience of four) about the city he still lives in and once wielded far too much power over:   I JUST HOPE CATSKILL DOESN'T GO THE WAY OF HUDSON... IT'S A MESS OVER THERE.  

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