FYI: It's a sidewalk, not a sidepark.

A common sight for the past
few years in front of 64 N. 6th,
with ample parking available
behind the building.

No parking allowed in the street?  Just park on the sidewalk, blocking it entirely and forcing every pedestrian to step off the curb, walk in the street AROUND YOUR BIG ASS PICKUP TRUCK and, if not hit by a moving car or truck, step back up to the sidewalk to continue on their way.  This includes, of course, the elderly, children with or without parents, parents with babies in strollers, the disabled, and everyone else.