"Excuse Me, Sir, Do You Know Where I Can Park My Car To Visit The Hudson Code Enforcement Office?"

"Yes. Over there in the dirt lot across the street where there are plenty of parking spaces for you to choose from!"

"Excuse me, sir, do you know if I will be arrested for trespassing if I enter this property on foot to speak with Code Enforcement?"

"I have no idea.  You're on your own, buddy!"