Thursday, August 14, 2025

Who At HPD Writes These Things?

 

If, instead of a vehicle and an ebike meeting at the intersection of 1st & Warren the other day, it had been a vehicle colliding with a pedestrian or two, would the title of the announcement still include the abbreviation vs. (as in versus) to make it sound like some sort of contest or battle, like King Kong vs Godzilla or Mets vs Yankees?

SERIOUS PEDESTRIAN VS. VEHICLE COLLISION 
IN CITY OF HUDSON  

Tune in at 9:00 tonight to find out who won and who lost (their life) in this epic battle of a 160-pound mother crossing the street while pushing her baby in a stroller versus a 3-ton 2025 Escalade being driven by someone from New Jersey driving at 25 miles per hour through the intersection without stopping!  You won't want to miss the pictures of the results, the on-street interviews from the witnesses and the slow motion surveillance video replays of the collision on the mean streets of Hudson! It's fun for the whole family!  This may be your only opportunity for a long time to enjoy a collision of this type.  Don't miss it -- it's sure to please!

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