We are asking for the public's cooperation in locating and apprehending a mysterious person by the name of DIDI BARRETT who has left plastic lawn signs scattered around the city with his/her name on them. This DIDI person is a habitual code violator, serial litterbug, plastic polluter and full of disrespect, though we do not think he or she is dangerous. Do not be misled by the locations of the signs -- we understand that DIDI BARRETT does not live in the City of Hudson, but that he/she might visit the city occasionally. Some of DIDI BARRETT'S signs have been seen in the city for several months, though no one seems to understand the reasons for the signs, especially those that are flat on the ground.
If you do locate DIDI BARRETT, please immediately call the Hudson Police Department or make a citizen's arrest and bring DIDI to the Hudson Mayor's Office for a little talk with Kamal Johnson, Craig Haigh and Mishanda Franklin. Don't worry about DPW Superintendent Robert Perry being involved, because he doesn't work from City Hall, the Mayor doesn't know where he works from or what he looks like, and Mr. Perry doesn't care what our streets and sidewalks look like or how full of litter and dangerous they are!
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